' 'Maybe that's why I thought they were married,' Candy said. But the tonsillectomy patients were not likely to be around long enough to hear _David Copperfield_ or _Great Expectations. Homer wondered if he should tell Candy that Wally had caught it. 'Does it really matter?' Larch asked.
The tough little broad named Lorna batted her eyes—some of her mascara sticking one of her eyelids in a frozen-open position. Curly Day, forever snot-nosed, was cruising in the corridor between the dispensary and Nurse Angela's office. Getting pregnant would never have surprised Wilbur Larch, who knew that it happened, and happened by accident, all the time. He was rumored to have other girlfriends, and he had the appalling habit of carrying lots of prophylactics
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